ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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