You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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