I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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