So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
