Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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