I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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