the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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