apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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