I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
