Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me