Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i only shaved half my leg
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.