real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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