it hurts more in the daytime
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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