Don't you send me to vm
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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