My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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