Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I see more hoeing in ur future
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