absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry