Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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