Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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