No awkward lesbian experiences without me
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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