they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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