Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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