tell your sister to shave her snatch
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
there is glitter all over my balls
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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