Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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