Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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