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• (418): View more from Quebec

  I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted

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• (650): View more from California

  Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  even the AIR tastes like tequila.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".

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• (954): View more from Florida

  All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.

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• (650): View more from California

  Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.

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  Retirement sounds fun.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.

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