just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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