is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...