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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Rock

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  Scissors

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  Fuck

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• (+44): View more from England

  You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens

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• (845): View more from New York

  Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.

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• (562): View more from California

  I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.

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• (650): View more from California

  He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees

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