i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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