at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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