I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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