You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
