i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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