I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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