I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Holy shit dude........stairs
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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