Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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