Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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