Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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