people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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