Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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