And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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