So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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