after a month anything with tits is on the radar
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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