Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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