I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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