Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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