Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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