I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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