I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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