"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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