we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
