My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Quick, to the slutcave!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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