He uses pillows to masturbate.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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