Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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