This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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