That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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